Alice
Alice, where are you going?
Up-stairs to take a bath
Alice, with legs like toothpicks
And a neck like a giraffe-raf-raf
Alice, stepped into the bathtub
Alice pulled out the plug
OH MY GOODNESS
OH MY SOUL
There goes Alice down the hole!
Alice, where are you going?
Glub, glub, glub
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
A terrible death to die, a terrible death to die,
A terrible death to be talked to death,
A terrible death to die!
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
Bazooka Bubble Gum
My mother gave me a penny, to buy a henny,
I didn’t buy a henny, I bought some bubble gum.
Bazooka zooka bubble gum,
Bazooka bubble gum,
Bazooka zooka bubble gum,
Bazooka bubble gum.
My mother gave me a nickel to buy a pickle….
My mother gave me a dime, to buy a lime…
My mother gave me a quarter, to tip the porter….
My mother gave me a dollar, to buy a collar…
Bed Bugs
I woke up Sunday morning
And looked up on the wall
The skeeters and the bedbugs
Were playing a game of ball
The score was one to nothing
The skeeters were a head
The bed bugs hit a home run
And knocked me out of bed Singing eenie meenie and a miney moe
Catch a whipper whopper by his toe
And if he hollers, hollers, hollers
Don’t let him go
Singing eenie, meenie and a miney moe.
The Canoe Song
Just a boy and a girl
In a little canoe
When the moon is shining all around
As he dipped his paddle in
You couldn’t even hear a sound
Well they talked and they talked
Until the moon grew dim
She said, "You’d better kiss me
Or get out and swim."
So, you know what to do in a little canoe
When the moon is shinin’ all-a
The moon is shinin’ all-a
The moon is shinin’ all around
Get out and swim!
Chester
Chester, have you heard about a Harry?
Just got back from the Army,
He knows he need not face defeat,
Hip-Hip hooray for the Army.
Cookies (sung to the cooks)
Cookies, Cookies
Listen while we sing to you!
Cookies, Cookies
Listen while we sing, please do!
Anyone can make a bed,
Anyone can sweep.
But it takes our cookies to make the things we eat, so
Cookies, cookies!
Listen while we sing to you.