Oh I Wish I Were…
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap (bar of soap)
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap (bar of soap)
I’d go slippy and aslidey
Over everybody’s hidey
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap (bar of soap)
Oh I wish I were a little piece of gum (piece of gum)
Oh I wish I were a little piece of gum (piece of gum)
I’d go ooey and agooey
Under everybody’s shoey
Oh I wish I were a little piece of gum (piece of gum)
Oh I were I were a little can of pop (can of pop)
Oh I were I were a little can of pop (can of pop)
I go down with every slurp
And come up with every burp
Oh I were I were a little can of pop (can of pop)
Oh I wish I were a little fishy-fish (fishy fish)
Oh I wish I were a little fishy-fish (fishy fish)
I’d go swimmin’ in the nudie
Without my bathing suitie
Oh I wish I were a little fishy-fish (fishy fish)
Oh I wish I were a little feathered bird (feathered bird)
Oh I wish I were a little feathered bird (feathered bird)
I would fly up to the steeple
And I’d poop on all the people
Oh I wish I were a little feathered bird (feathered bird)
Oyster StewOne day I ordered an oyster stew,
Alone, tee-hee, alone.
And one little oyster loomed in view,
Alone, tee-hee, alone.
He winked at me and he blinked at me,
I’ve been in many a stew said he,
But don’t tell the cook that you saw me,
Alone, tee-hee, alone.
And maybe I’ll go to the senior prom,
Alone, tee-hee, alone.
And maybe I’ll sit with the chaperone,
Alone, tee-hee, alone.
And maybe somebody will wink at me, and
I’ll wink back at him, tee-hee.
And then you’ll see, that I’ll not be,
Alone, tee-hee, alone.